Tumor Zits!
I just need a second to bitch.
Omigod, there is like 100% humidty today in Chicago and the temperature is like 105 degrees. My hair is a frizzy mess. My face is so greasy that Texaco could drill for oil. I feel soooo gross today. Oooh, and let's not mention this HUGE tumor zit on my chin. I think it needs its own zip code. You know, those kind of zits that you can 'feel' before they reach the surface, they last for like two weeks and get hard as a rock but you can never pop them no matter how hard you squeeze :(
I think I would rather have a cold sore. At least theres medication for that. Tumor zits are just like a bad one night stand that doesn't want to go home......
Ugh, and now Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" was just on the radio. Whatever bitch. It's easy to say "i am beautiful....words can't bring me down" when you are a rich little whore who can afford 500 stylists to keep you looking pretty all day.
Ok, I'm done. I am going to go worry about things more serious than my tumor zits......like world hunger or Paris Hilton or something......
posted by Sexbox @ 7:23 PM
3 Comments:
i told u summer sucks! lol. sorry about ur zit. try toothpaste...it usually dries it up quite noticably overnight.
I will try that next time. Juanita La Del Barrio told me once to essential fatty acid caplets on my face....ummm, needless to say it didn't work. Goddamn mexicans and their home remedies! :)=
OMG...some mexicaaan lady gave that recipe to me. I think her name was Guadalupeeeee.
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