Saturday, October 15, 2005

Why is porn so expensive?

As I was looking at my schedule for the next month, I realized I have no idea when I will be able to go out, get drunk and have some casual sex again. So I decided to check out TLA Video to see if there were any new good porno DVDs. It has been awhile since I updated my porn collection, and like in all things in life I demand the best, so the porn I have downloaded from Limewire just won't do. I found two which feature some of my favorite stars.....




Would you believe these two alone cost $100????? Jesus christ. I wonder if there is some sort of government financial aid I can apply for to help subsidize my porn budget? Well, I must say at least TLA Video throws in a free movie with every purchase over $75. And they aren't crappy movies either! The last one I got was just as good as the movies I paid for. I will be sure to give you guys full reviews once I get a chance to watch these.


In other news, I have also spent a fortune this week on Amazon.com. I finally decided to break down and order a bunch of freestyle cd's I have been wanting for years. But probably much to my Milwaukee Sister's dismay, the majority of the cd's I order were by boy singers, and not the trashy female singers with nasaly voices that have given freestlye its trademark sound. I must say though, I am pleasantly surprised with Coro's album from 1991. It's quite fierce. But I am eagerly awaiting the cd by Clear Touch . They were a no-hit wonder freestyle boy band from the mid-90's. Check out the cover of this album. it screams "homosexuals!"


Until just last month this album was extremely hard to find and would often go for at least $30 on ebay, but out of nowhere the record company decided to re-release it last month! Lucky me (and the other four fans of this group, lol)
I have come to a conclusion though, to be a fmeale freestlye singer you had to sing about "boys" and "love" ALOT, and you had to have big hair, a nasaly voice and maybe even some other facial flaw like a huge italian nose or a gapped teeth. But to be a guy freestlye singer, it seems it was necessary to look like a total flamer and have a awful falsettoy girly voice like Johnny-O! Ahhh...freestyle is just such a trashy genre, I love it!

Speakinf of which, don't you guys think this woman would make a good freestyle singer. her name is Alyson and she just reminds me of Knot's Landing/Donna Mills reject that has decided to resurrect her career with an independently released pop/dance album.

There is just something so wrong about that woman's face......lol

Well, this Sunday is the Fangoria concert! I can't wait! Toodles!

6 Comments:

Blogger Sabala said...

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2:03 AM  
Blogger Marc said...

Sorry babe, I don't think there is a government grant for porn. There might be some funding available to assist you with your Steamworks Membership. The only grant program I know of requires you to become a Presidential intern . . . it's the Lewinsky Grant. Otherwise, your porn budget needs to be financed on your own. Perhaps selling a kidney on E-Bay . . . you have another one, don't you?

11:31 AM  
Blogger bomitoni said...

is that miguel leonn??? omg....grrrr!!! he is so hot!!! omg that freestlye cover is ├╝ber gay! i approve, even though it's not a nasaly puerto rican bitch, it's still trashy & freestyle! i'll have to hear it. maybe they can be on my 'freestyle fiesta vol. 3'

btw i know of a good gay porn torrent site. i'll email u the link.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Chicago_Sexbox said...

oooh, so you are familiar with Miguel Leonn? lol I discovered him in a Kristen Bjorn film. His big nose made me think he was Indian until I found out he was latino. Good lord the man has a huge cock!

Thanks Marc for the info on the Lewinsky Grant. Will they supply me with a cum stained dress or do I have to do that on my own?

4:38 PM  
Blogger Marc said...

I don't know about the whole dress thing . . . I am sure that you have several cum stained clothing items in your closet. With that said, I am sure that at least one of them is a dress. I would imagine that it would not hurt to note on the paperwork that you already have the dress pre-stained. Letting them know you're ambitious and prepared is the key.

11:39 PM  
Blogger Pinche Guero said...

Passport to Paradise is HOT! :)

12:31 AM  

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