Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Alanis, sono spiacente!

I think I was a little harsh on poor Alanis Morissette in my last post. I know she's "heard it all before" but I would like to apologize to Canada's beloved horse faced pop star. I heard "You Oughta Know" the other day on the radio and I was reminded how fierce that song was. Granted, she's turned out nothing but crap since then, but NO ONE has been able to capture such anger, disgust and bitterness in a break up song like Alanis did 10 years ago. The bitch sounded so convincingly crazy in that song. I am sure we call identify with that song at some point in our life. I knpw I can!

Last night was the Moenia concert. I feel like I see them live every other weekend. Thankfully this time around they performed several songs they normally never do live (at least in Chicago), such as "Traquilidad", "Terminales" and "Lado Animal. Once again though I had to endure trashy naco straight couples. Ugh. One couple got so drunk they had to be escorted by security. Then this fat ass motherfucker that looked like Big Pun was having a dispute with his "bitch". I was so annoyed. Couldn't he have waited until they got at home to beat her? They call it "domestic" abuse because it's suppose to happen in the privacy of one's home, not at a concert! There were a few straight guys who pushed their way in front of me but that's ok. I didn't budge and I took the opportunity to rub my bulge on their ass. If you skip me you are going to get ass raped! Unfortunately none of them were cute, but I am sure they felt uncomfortable (although with this "down low" phenomenom maybe they stood in front of me on purpose). Fucking closet cases.

3 Comments:

Blogger bomitoni said...

you probably rubbed against a number of them before at chesternuts.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Jesus Christ- Superstar said...

Yeah but 'You Outta Know' was written about Dave Coulier of 'Full House' fame. Sorta ruins the song for you, doesn't it? Eecck!

5:33 PM  
Blogger equippedtofascinate said...

Damn it AJ, I was going to say that. Let me know the next time you're going to go to a concert so I can push my way in front of you.

10:19 PM  

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