Joan Janice Rivers

So apparently Kylie Minogue was recently in the US filming two new music videos. Now, we all know Dannii is the superior Minogue sister, but I must say I really am digging Kylie's latest album, "X". I am especially happy that she is filming videos for two of my favorite songs on the album, "Wow" and "In My Arms". However, I am generally concerned about Kylie's botox and collagen obsession. She is starting to look like the lesbian lovechild of Joan Rivers and Janice the Muppet.