Christmas Shoppers should burn in hell!
Every year around this time the same thing happens. Stores across the country are flooded with rude, obnoxious, greedy little cunts fighting over the last fucking Wii (or any other popular gift item) in the state. I don't celebrate Christmas so I don't have any need to do any shopping. I avoid stores like the plague after Thanksgiving. However, the holiday shoppers manage to bring gloom in my direction a different way. You see I have a handful of friends that work in retail so everytime this year they disappear off the face of the earth and I don't see them or hear from them.
So if you are one of those obnoxious holiday shoppers, just know that you put a damper on my social life every year! Bah humbug!