Sunday, April 27, 2008

D.H.W. Sunday Night 8pm!

Every now and then I have a very butch moment that I even I have to question my sexuality. Fortunately immediately after one of these butch moments, I turn the volume back up on the stereo and resume dancing in the mirror while doing my best Cher impersonation of "If I Could Turn Back Time".

The other night I received the following text message: D.H.W. Sunday Night 8pm!.

I seriously had no idea what my friend was talking about. The first thing that crossed my mind was DSW. I couldn't figure out why he would want to go shoe shopping on a Sunday night. I received this text message while at work so I really didn't have too much time to ponder the hidden meaning behind. The following day I found out exactly what DHW stood for...........

For a split second I felt so butch, because unlike 99.9999% of gays across the world I have never watched Desperate Housewives, much less would I know what time it airs! Of course, this probably doesn't count as a true butch moment seeing that I really don't watch TV period (unless you count porn). Ever since Madonna inspired me to become a Kablablalist, I too have denounced the evil ways of television. I just feel like I am wasting time if I sit down and watch tv for a couple hours. HOWEVER, I will confess that if I did watch tv my favorite show would be.......

When I am on the treadmill at the gym this show always seems to be on and my 30 minute run goes by so fast. The show is so unbelievable crude, sleazy, tacky, trashy and soooo un-politically correct I can't help but be one of those annoying people who laugh out loud while watching the TV at the gym. Hey, if the straights can scream at the top of their lungs "go go go! Yeah MAN!" when there is a football game on, I can laugh when Stewie hosts a naked tea party and asks his guest for a "tea bag".


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9:42 PM  
Blogger musicbeing said...

hate women and TV shows centering on them. I am gay for a reason I suppose. I love Family Guy but yeah the show is nothing but random crudeness, no story. I like South Park, it's a nice balance of Family Guy crudeness and Simpsons clever writing (most times).

9:43 PM  
Blogger Chicago_Sexbox said...


I don't hate women shows but I just can't stay interested in any show long enough to keep watching it. I never even made it through the first season of Ugly Betty and you KNOW how much I love Vanessa Williams.

But yeah, there's no lesson learned in Family Guy. At least South Park can boast that!

12:47 AM  
Blogger L'Innommable said...

Yeah, the only thing I ever really watch is Sex & The City when it comes on at night, and I think I mostly do it just to get ready for bed. I blame Umair for turning me into such a fan of that show.

Family Guy ain't a bad show. I've been known to sneak a peek at it once in a while. I love the irony of the show, but not the jokes that go on for like, 5 whole minutes.

2:34 AM  
Blogger MatadorMexicano said...

i actually hate family guy. back wen it started i oved it, but its 6+years of the same joke over and over. (though i did see that teabag episode, and couldnt stop laughing at the part)

im a big tv whore, (well, whore in general) so i watch most of whats out there. when you have as much time on your hands as i do...!

5:20 PM  

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