As i stumbled home from the bars tonight (hey, don't judge me at least i don't fucking drink and drive like half the mother fuckers in this city who probably are so fucking quick to pass judgement on someone who drinks and blogs) I had to ask myself (well, not out loud, I didn't want to look crazy) these following five questions!
1. Who the fuck rollerblades at 4AM???????
2. Who the fuck needs to make an emergency trip to Jewel at 4AM??????
3. Why are there a fucking herd of ghetto queens on every single corner on Halsted at 4AM??????? (they can't all be prostitutes because there is just too much damn competition)
4. Is it normal for the taxi cab drivers to smile, grab there crotch and then offer rides?
5. ok, I don;t have a fifth question but I am too lazy to edit my post.
Ahhh, good night.