Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.
I hate how dried out my skin gets during winter. My arms are all falky and scaly and my legs are uber ashy. I am constantly applying lotion or baby oil but nothing is helping! :(
Anyhoo, I probably didn't help my hydration issues by getting drunk three nights in a row! Friday night I went with Michael and Fernando to Roscoes. It was fun, but the best part of the night was getting pizza at Pie Hole, Boystown's best pizza place! Their prices are a little outrageous but the thin crust pepperoni pizza is fierce. (Yes, pizza can be 'fierce').
Saturday I hung out with M and F again. We went to Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg. We ate at Red Robin and checked out all of the stores. I had to educate Michael and Fernando though that going to Sears and/or JC Penny were out of the question since those are "welfare stores" and classy homos like us should not be caught dead in there. It took us two hours to get home because of a snowstorm. Later on that night we went out again to Roscoes but with Milwaukee Sister and Rob. Needless to say we got trashed. At the beginning of the night I was being a big snob and refused to drink from the pitcher Joe had bought, but by the end of the night I had stolen the entire pitcher and was refusing to share! Now that is the sign of a true alcoholic. Thank god there was no rubbing alcohol or windhshield wiper fluid around. I was getting desperate! We ended the night ata trashy 24-hr mexican restaurant. I don't recall what I ate but I had the Hershey Squirts the next day.
Sunday night I went to Cabaret and Wet (two bars downtown that have a gay night on Sundays) with Jorgillo. Omigod! I think I found my new favorite hot spot! Tons of hot guys and the music was uber fierce. Too bad the place was also uber expensive. Two drinks were like $20! Whatever, next time I am getting trashed ahead of time. There was a cute bartender too that gave me his number but nothing really came about with that and he was quickly downgraded to "weirdo" status.
In other news.......it looks like Argentinian actress/model/singer Gizelle D'Cole is going to make an attempt at a solo music career again! I fell in love with this woman's 1999 debut album. It was fucking fierce! Unfortunately it flopped. Last year she teamed up with that skanky Pilar Montenegro and made a Reg-GAY-ton album. It was actually quite decent. my Milwaukee Sister told me he heard she has some new material coming out. I checked her website and it hasn't been updated recently but there is a video of Gizelle singing "Rapture" (the Blondie song) with Paris Hilton! What the fuck?????? When did this come out? If anyone knows about this let me know!
peace in yo' middle crease!