Monday, November 14, 2005

Bathroom Graffiti

There is nothing more interesting than entering a public bathroom, going into the stall and reading all of the graffiti while going #2. Some people enjoy reading a newspaper or perhaps the latest issue of Newsweek, but I am mesmerized by all of the obscenities, racial slurs, sexual propositions, vulgar drawings and random phone numbers written on the bathroom stall. Of course, the fun ends when I find my own telephone number or name on the bathroom wall. I have a reputation to take care of! lol

Nevertheless there seem to be a couple recurring themes in bathroom graffiti, has anyone else noticed these?

1. The bi-curious white male looking for a big black cock to rape his virgin ass. Are white bi-curious men unaware that we have for these types of things. Silly faggots!

2. "I hate niggers!" Well, gee that's nice. Such a strong statement, yet you only had the guts to make it hidden in a bathroom stall while taking a shit. Tsk tsk.

3. The multiple drawings of male and female genitalia Do people need to draw a diagram before accessing their own private parts in order to properly use the bathroom? I don't get it.

4. Political debates. Um, why in the world does a smelly, shit filled toilet prompt individuals to begin serious discussions about the current political situation in the US? hmmm....perhaps they immediately associate George W Bush with a big turd of crap? that would be the ONLY logical explanation for that one.

5. Wise guys who wrote jokes on the bathroom walls I suspect this is a ploy to overcome constipation. You laugh so hard you just lose all control of your bowels.....problem solved! i must say the funniest thing I ever saw written was a picture of a Taliban/Osama bin Laden guy wearing a long tunic and a turban on his head. The caption underneath read "1000 years in the middle east and still the same fucking clothes."

Happy flushing!


Blogger YoNoTePidoLaLuna said...

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9:23 PM  
Blogger HollywoodSupastar said...

okay, um.....u shouldn't be pooping in a public bathroom. that's triflin. can you imagine the diseases on EVERY surface?

1:38 PM  
Blogger YoNoTePidoLaLuna said...

That's why u have to TP the toilet seat. And not touch the handle of the stall...eeew. Herpes ridden guys be touchin that shit. I'm super anal about when I go to the bathroom, first I wash my hands thoroughly, then go into the stall and close the door with a paper towel, do my business and wash my hands again. I be an anal retentive slut

9:35 PM  

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