Thursday, May 18, 2006

Porn-A-Roni

I have noticed that despite the fact I can be so turned on by porn stars and the sexual acts they perform on camera, they really aren't that cute. In fact, if you really take a moment to think about it, except for the super muscled guys, most porno stars are pretty average or actually quite ugly. I think though that is their appeal. They are hot becuase they are regular guys (sometimes with not so regular cocks). Well, at least that's what I think. So I present three of my favorite Beefaroni porn stars who totally get me all hot and bothered when they are in action.

Johnny Hazzard: Wow, big ears never looked so sexy on someone! Maybe I shouldn't have had my otoplasty afterall.



Mario Cruz: He has the most amazing nipples and the biggest balls I have ever seen! Supposedly he's from Panama, so I don't understand the whole Mexican get up.


Miguel Leonn: He's the one in the middle. Look at that nose! I know my Sista M appreciates a big schnoz and so do I! Miguel's website though is hilarious. He takes himself just a little too seriously.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Ren said...

Thanks for the half porn I was hoping for a little more -day gone- Can't a girl get some material. Working out in the field i need more than whited out portions! Thanks for the shout out Always thinking of you glad you dropped me a drunkin blog spot. I was out on a freakin boat And I can barely get a spare minute of time but gotta make sure you are doing fine. The speedos are HOT serouisly! Very few can pull it off but damn if I only had a cock mmmm mmmm good
LOVE YA

1:40 AM  
Blogger MatadorMexicano said...

what a bastard! you cock blocker! ;)

9:12 PM  
Blogger Chicago_Sexbox said...

lol

9:21 PM  
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