Where's The Beef?

You know, I am starting to come to the sad realization that no other man will ever be able to compare to Mario Lopez in my eyes. It is because of this I have not had a proper beefaroni post. I have come close to writing about a few actors recently but i felt as though they were really lacking something special. After seeing Mario Lopez on "Dancing With The Stars" there was no doubt in my mind why has always been my ultimate celebrity crush. The man is perfection.

So, I give up trying to find anymore beefaroni celebrities. They just aren't out there. Although, I do see the occasional male celebrity that has beefaroni potential. I believe I have discussed this before, so let me share with you my most recent discovery. I believe with a few more protein shakes and some time in the gym this young Australian actor could bulk up to be a total beefaroni hottie........

Firass Dirani!



Now I know many of you are scratching your head thinking "wtf?". Well, one Saturday morning at the gym someone was watching Power Rangers on one of the TV's. I began to watch it too. The show is horrible and I don't understand how kids can be entertained by this crap but that is besides the point. I was immediately attracted to on of the Rangers. His beautiful eyes and big sexy nose caught my attention! Yum.





I shall be keeping my eye on that boy. I can't bear to watch that horrible show though that he stars in. Hopefully he will do some gay porn soon or something.