Vera De Milo and Football

So I hear the Chicago Bears lost the world series or something like that. I guess they didn't make enough goals? Oh well, I really could care less. I am not afraid to admit I am a stereotypical homo that doesn't care about sports. Well, that is a little bit of a lie. I did enjoy seeing parts of last years World Cup only because I had crushes on some of the players. But you know what, my lack of interest in sports I think has more to do with the fact I wasn't allowed to play them as a child and not because I am a big old fag. I personally think sports are super homoerotic and if I had the slightest clue as to what was going on I would enjoy them. However I was kept locked inside my house most of my childhood so that interest in sports most boys develop didn't happen. I bring this up because the other day at school one of the few hot guys at school seriously asked me if I wanted to play some football with him and some other guys.

LOL.


I stalled for a moment because I was not sure how to respond. I mean, don't get me wrong, I thought it was a very nice gesture. I go to a small private university but it can be a little cliquey sometimes. I genuinely appreciated the invitation. So I politely declined saying I wasn't feeling well, which was actually the truth. I stayed home from school today because I have a nasty cold. I am so congested I sound like Jim Carey's steroid loving character "Vera De Milo" from his days on Fox's "In Living Color" (see video below).

I am drugged up on lots of Nyquil right now. I need to get better....fast!