Jewel-Osco Self Checkout Lanes
When the Jewel Osco grocery stores introduced the self checkout lanes I was ecstatic. No longer would I have to stand behind stupid old people and/or retards fumbling with their coupons, food stamps, or wallets. You see, I knew all the poor, trashy, stupid and elderly people would be too intimidated by this new lanes while the technologically inclined individuals like myself would immediately embrace them. Well, I unfortunately underestimated the stupid people of the world. Some of them AREN'T initimidated by the talking computers and touch screens in the self check out lanes.
The way these lanes work is that you are supposed to WAIT until the person in front of you is DONE packing their groceries and has left. Many dumb fucks though seem to leave their common sense at home. On too many occaisions the impatient cunty bitch behind me has started scanning her items while my food is still on the conveyor belt. Our stuff gets mixed up, the conveyor belt stops and a clerk must come over and assist. The next time some dumb fuck does that to me I am taking their groceries and putting them in my bag. That will teach them to fucking wait the extra 2 seconds!