Saturday, June 16, 2007

That Don't Impress Me Much

I hate when people feel the need to "brag" about things that actually make them look like complete idiots or assholes just because they desperately want to impress me. Here are just a few examples of what I am talking about:

1. So someone tells me how tacky it is for me to furnish my house with IKEA after he rambles about how he is just a FABULOUS interior designer. He fails to mention he has no home of his own and is in the country illegaly. Oooh....as if I was impressed by the interior design expertise of a glorified homeless person.

2. Someone just can't stop talking about his past sexual relations with women on our first date. He even alludes to the fact he may still sleep with women. Mind you he does this in between sentences about his new Versace sweater, how many carbs he ate that day, and his manicure appointment at 1pm. Oh, and did I mention the bleached blonde hair? Sorry, but just because Oprah can't get enough of you "down low" freaks doesn't mean I give a shit.

3. Oh, so you are rich and have tons of money? Isn't that special! Too bad all that "money" couldn't get you a good plastic surgeon you cross eyed greasy haired cleft lip looking motherfucker.

4. OOoh....so you got a Mercedes Benz? Wow, and you are going to let me ride in it too? Oh wow, I feel so honored. Oh wait a minute, your mommy and daddy want you back home by 11? Nevermind sweetie.

7 Comments:

Blogger Innommable said...

Where did you find a loser (losers?) like that?

5:20 PM  
Blogger Chicago_Sexbox said...

The world is filled with them! Have you not noticed?

5:39 PM  
Blogger Innommable said...

It befuddles me how a hot, smart, nice guy like you ends up going on dates with guys like that.

Same goes for my friend The T-Bones... Hot, Smart, Nice... Ends up going out on dates with losers he never sees again!

WHAT THE...?

7:03 PM  
Blogger Chicago_Sexbox said...

Not all of my dates are bad. I just happened to highlight some of the shitty ones as they make for good blog material!

7:59 PM  
Blogger musicbeing said...

Oh my...bad dates recently?


That #2 one is hilarious :) It's those faggots that have issues with their sexuality that they feel that by having experiences with women it makes them "acceptable" to the world. Apparently being confused, lying to women and exposing them to lies and potentially serious infections is something to be proud about.

8:19 PM  
Blogger Chicago_Sexbox said...

I haven't been on any dates recently. These are just things that popped in my head today. In fact, some of what i was referring to happened years ago.

I think the #2 stems from the many gay men who DO pathetically and intentionally lust after straight men. Therefore it leads some men to think being "str-8" will somehow make them more attractive. Well, at least that's the impression I got from the guy I met. Silly faggots.

9:28 PM  
Anonymous The Tbones said...

...but isn't drama the spice of life?

1:28 PM  

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