Chicago Socialite Extraordinaire!

Well folks, it looks like yours truly has officially climed to the top of Chicago's social ladder (And I didn't even have to sleep with anyone!) I picked up the special IML edition of Boi Magazine the other day and found out that I had finally made my modeling debut on page 58! Watch out America's Next Top Model!

Since I am sure I will be receiving a profusion of autograph requests I have decided to bless all of the little people who helped make this moment happen by uploaded a pre-autographed copy.

Print it.
Adore it.
Worship it.
Save it. I guarantee this will go for alot of money on ebay one day! Mark my words!