Friday, October 12, 2007

D-Day

You thought Madonna was the queen of reinvention? Think again! Dannii Minogue is about to rinvent motherfucking history on November 5th! How so you ask? Well, on November 5th her pop magesty will change forever the meaning of "D-Day". No longer will "D-Day" be associated with that boring and totally un-fierce World War II, but it will be known as the day Dannii "unleashes" some of her rarest and most hidden audio gems (and I am not talking about her silicon breasts either!)

Sit down for this one kiddies....




I recently posted news about Dannii's television comeback in the UK as a host on their version of "American Idol", "The X Factor". In addition to the re-issues of her modern day classic ode to electro pop, Neon Nights and her dazzling dance/pop epic from 1997, Girl, Dannii is treating her fans to Unleashed which will feature several unreleased remixes and new songs! In addtion, there will be a DVD released to feature ALL of her music videos (even the crappy ones that were only aired in Japan!), live performances and a behind the scenes look at Dannii in the recording studio.

It doesn't stop there folks. In December Dannii is teaming up with the legendary super producer/remixer Jason Nevins on her NEW single, "Touch Me Like This", from her forthcoming 5th studio album!

Dannii does it better once again. It saddens me to report that her much OLDER sister Kylie simply can't keep up. Her new song "2 Hearts" sounds like a Scissor Sisters rejected unfinished demo and don't even get me started on her new "granny look".



Hmmm..now I know she is a cancer survivor but she is also rich. The bitch could afford SEVERAL new stylists because her current one clearly doens't like her. I've seen 80 year old trannies wearing their wife's chemo wigs at Hunters that looked less tragic that Kylie lately. Perhaps Dannii could give Kylie some tips!

4 Comments:

Blogger musicbeing said...

I actually think Kylie's song sounds like Belanova's "Rosa Pastel"..whom I am also indifferent towards. I don't mind the song, at least she changed her sound cuz if she came back with another song reminiscent of her "hits" of this decade people would move on as that sound doesn't sell anymore.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Chicago_Sexbox said...

Kylie did change her sound this decade. Remember her faux Rnb attempt in "Bowel Language"? That didn't get her very far!

Dannii is the only Minogue that can lead us to pop music salvation. She is like the coming of the Messiah!

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was on youtube watching some videos and i came across danni minogue's by mistake. well turns out the odometer Views is merely @80,000 for all i wanna do and if u add all of her other videos they couldnt even compare to one of kylie's video her latest official i believe in you for instance is @ 408,587 !!!! i think the people have spoken which minogue is better. FYI is danni ever going to have a world tour?? maybe she will be kylies fluffer when she tours said a kylie fan

1:50 PM  
Blogger Chicago_Sexbox said...

Dannii Minogue fans are far too sophisticated to be using Youtube! So there!

2:53 PM  

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