You thought Madonna was the queen of reinvention? Think again! Dannii Minogue is about to rinvent motherfucking history on November 5th! How so you ask? Well, on November 5th her pop magesty will change forever the meaning of "D-Day". No longer will "D-Day" be associated with that boring and totally un-fierce World War II, but it will be known as the day Dannii "unleashes" some of her rarest and most hidden audio gems (and I am not talking about her silicon breasts either!)
Sit down for this one kiddies....
I recently posted news about Dannii's television comeback in the UK as a host on their version of "American Idol", "The X Factor". In addition to the re-issues of her modern day classic ode to electro pop, Neon Nights and her dazzling dance/pop epic from 1997, Girl, Dannii is treating her fans to Unleashed which will feature several unreleased remixes and new songs! In addtion, there will be a DVD released to feature ALL of her music videos (even the crappy ones that were only aired in Japan!), live performances and a behind the scenes look at Dannii in the recording studio.
It doesn't stop there folks. In December Dannii is teaming up with the legendary super producer/remixer Jason Nevins on her NEW single, "Touch Me Like This", from her forthcoming 5th studio album!
Dannii does it better once again. It saddens me to report that her much OLDER sister Kylie simply can't keep up. Her new song "2 Hearts" sounds like a Scissor Sisters rejected unfinished demo and don't even get me started on her new "granny look".
Hmmm..now I know she is a cancer survivor but she is also rich. The bitch could afford SEVERAL new stylists because her current one clearly doens't like her. I've seen 80 year old trannies wearing their wife's chemo wigs at Hunters that looked less tragic that Kylie lately. Perhaps Dannii could give Kylie some tips!