I am not like my Milwaukee Sister who loathes the summer but loves the fall. I am actually quite indifferent to the season changes in the midwest. Summer is great for sporting my cute Prada swimsuits and having casual sex with strangers outdoors while fall/winter is great for sporting my cute Energie leather jacket and having casual sex with strangers indoors. It's a win-win situation! However, I do not enjoy ABRUPT temperature changes, much like the cold front that moved into Chicago this past week. We went from 80's/90's to fucking 40's/50's practically overnight! What the fuck!? The problem is I live in a building with central air OR heat. In other words, during summer I can only turn on the air conditioning and during winter I can only turn on the heat. Both are never available at the same time. The heat will not be available until October 1st so I have been fucking freezing in my apartment. ANd you know what happens to guys when the temperatures drop......
So for the past four days I have been walking around with the penis of a 5 year old. It's horrible. I wouldn't dare have a booty call right now, I'd be too embarrassed! Luckily I did stumble upon these pictures of Mario Lopez the other day. That helped warm me up a little!
OMG! This man is the epitomy of Beefaroni! Mario just gets better and better with age! You can bet me and my 5 year old penis were having a gay ol' time checking out these new pictures. Another thing that has helped me get through these past few chilly days has been the one and only Australian pop diva senstation........Dannii Minogue!!!!!!
Dannii has taken a break from music for the past year (well, not counting her recent Australian Top 40 smash hit single "He's The Greatest Dancer") to concentrate on television in the UK where she has been co-hosting "The X Factor", a massively popular music talent show created by Simon Cowell. Rumor has it Simon wants to take Dannii under his wings and produce her next album. Even Dannii's old record company is taking advantage of her current success by planning a re-release of her now legendary epic ode to electro-pop music, 2003's "Neon Nights"!
Dannii's older older (and less pretty) sister Kylie is releasing new music this year so I imagine Dannii will continue to put off a new album for a little while still. I am sure she wouldn't want to steal Kylie's thunder. Dannii is too thoughtful of a sister to spoil Kylie's new album!