Smokers Suck Satan's Cock!

In about two months all smoking will be banned from bars and night clubs in Chicago and I couldn't be happier! To be quite honest, I don't have anything against smokers. I simply don't feel sorry for the ones who oppose this ban. I understand that in any bar or night club there will be a sub population of party goers who annoy everyone else with their bad habits. For the most part though I can ignore these people. To combat the sloppy drunken alcoholics that step on my feet, I began to wear sturdier shoes. The coke heads crowding the bathroom stalls have been nuisances but the option to use a urinal has always alleviated that problem. The party boys on ecstasy are probably the only group with a bad habit that actually benefits others. They don't hold up the line at the bar since all they want is a bottled water and not some fancy martini. They also allow more space on the dancefloor since they all eventually end up in a corner hugging themselves (or passing out from dehydration). Smokers on the other hand are hard to deal with. I learned to accept the fact I would smell like cigarette smoke after a night of clubbing however there is one thing smokers do that is completely unforgivable and is deserving of capital punishment in my opinion...........burning people with their fucking lit cigarette!!!!!!!!!!

Some guy burnt me the other night and I just about smashed his head into the floor. Rarely do I ever get such violent urges when I am out drinking but there is something about having a huge chunk of my flesh burned off that pisses me off!