Monday, September 11, 2006

I'm not racist.......sometimes.

I saw these online and couldn't stop laughing, mostly because some are true!


10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but white people won't admit

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.



10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't admit

1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.



10 Truths White and Hispanic people know but black people won't admit

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car

9 Comments:

Blogger YoNoTePidoLaLuna said...

Yeah I saw this on Togermano.com

The hispanic ones..some are funny and the other ones are merely for ghetto cholas..

The hickeys...so true though!

6:33 PM  
Blogger bomitoni said...

you need to change your wicked wicked ways.

8:21 PM  
Blogger Pinche Guero said...

I hate when beaners let their kids run around like wild animals.

1:26 AM  
Blogger YoNoTePidoLaLuna said...

White women are worse though. At least Beaners know when "enough is enough" and beats the shit out of them. I work in an affluent white hood and I seee this everyday. Makes me sick how these kids just run over their moms. Hence why its only white bitches that u see on "Nanny 911".

"Oh, I want to control my kid! I've tried nothing and its not working! Help!"

Shit bring out the belt!

11:34 AM  
Blogger Chicago_Sexbox said...

And that's why #9 and #10 for the white people are hilarious!

12:42 PM  
Blogger Chaud Poser said...

uhh... my 1st time in ur blog... wanna say hi!

5:25 PM  
Blogger Adri said...

Hahahaha, this is really funny, I can't stop laughing...

7:22 PM  
Blogger equippedtofascinate said...

I'm horribly offended by this post. Okay, I'm not, I laughed my ass off.

1:01 AM  
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