Nads

I like the fact most gay porn stars have very nice, smooth assholes. I know some men/women appreciate a hairy asshole but I don't. Obtaining that perfectly smooth hole can be somewhat of a challenge. I have tried shaving but that leaves me with an itchy crack. Oh, and one wrong move with the razor can prove to be a fucking bloody mess. I have tried depilatory creams too. They generally warn that such harsh chemicals should not be used on booty holes and I learned the hard way that they are right. That shit burns. I thought my only option left was to get my asshole waxed. I refused to do that since I would only trust a professional and there is no way in hell I am going to a beauty salon to have my asshole waxed.

So, it finally occured to me that perhaps I should try Nads! Why I didn't think of this sooner is beyond me. The product is 100% natural and easy to apply. Hmmmmmm.......I must admit it wasn't as messy as I was anticipating and it definitely got the job done. I have a lovely porno star boogina hole now.....but unfortunately it was very painful and left my nether region a little red. Bottom line (no pun intended): Nads is great but just make sure you do it a few days BEFORE you have a date! You WILL need time to recover!