If I could turn back ti-ome!
I think I have figured out why gay men worship such ageless divas like Cher. We can learn from them how to turn back the hands of time and cling to our youth! Granted that the faces of Mt. Rushmore are capable of more facial expressions than Cher but who wants to be able to smile or look human when you can be wrinkle free?
Well, I think I have the wrinkles under control so far thanks to my good genes and daily skin care routine. However it is my my gray hairs that have been stopping me from clinging to my youth completely. I have tried to use regular hair dye in the past with minimal results. I almost gave up until I received a free coupon in the mail for "Just For Men". It's almost as if Cher herself could hear my desperate cries for help and blessed me with her youthful wisdom!
So I gave the stuff a chance since it was free and holy fuck......no more gray hairs! The shit fucking works like you wouldn't believe in only 5 fucking minutes! I can't remember the last time I got so much pleasure in under 5 minutes! (Well, actually I can but the fact it was under 5 minutes was actually a bad thing!)
Woo hoo! Now I can officially tell everyone I am 21 and they will believe it! (And if they don't I will bitch slap their ugly asses!)
posted by Sexbox @ 11:18 PM
6 Comments:
As you know, I have quite a few wrinkles already when I smile and I never make a big deal about them. In fact the only person to ever comment on them is you. But really, I am aware that every day life moves on and so does the damage gravity does to your body. It's all going to age so why bother worrying. I'd rather age gracefully.
Oh and btw...Grey hair on young guys is HOT! Grrr! No te los tintes!
Who says you can't be graceful and fight the aging process at the same time. I am a very talented multi-tasker!
what is so awful about going grey? you can't be 21 forever.
Grey hairs can be nice on some guys but if you don't like them then do what makes you happy...not what other people say!
well at least hair dye doesn't rub off onto the roof of a car. But beware of dye jobs overload, it does thin out your hair dramatically. Eventually ending up bald.
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