Thursday, April 30, 2009

A Gaythering Storm

Here's another parody I couldn't resist posting :)

Monday, April 27, 2009

Civil Unions in Illinois

I know a few people from Illinois read my blog so I am kindly asking those people to please click on this link.

Civil Unions Illinois

Whether you are in a committed relationship or not (gay or straight) please go to this website to support extending legal rights and recognitions to committed same sex couples in Illinois. While this bill isn't exclusive to gay couples, it is currently the only legislation in the state that will provide some of the legal protection to gay couples that marriage does for straight couples.

It only takes a few seconds so don't be a bunch of lazy bastards :)

I'm not even in a serious relationship and had the time to do it!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Dumb Loser Pageant Bitch

Now before people call me a hypocrite for blasting Miss California for giving her honest opinion on national television concerning a controversial issue, hear me out....

First of all, why the hell was Perez Hilton a judge? Seriously, this guy is such a shit stirrer. I'm not saying the Miss America pageant is some sort of serious event that will solve the world's problems and feed the poor, but who's idea was it to have him on board?

Secondly, I think the question was meant for him to be controversial and not actually be serious.

Thirdly, I think Miss California is a fucking dumb ass cunt NOT because I disagree with her views. Kudos to her for being honest I say and based on the response of the crowd she wasn't alone on that one. The problem is that she never answered the question. Perez asker her if other states should follow Vermont's gay marriage legislation, why or why not. Miss California says that it is great the American people can choose. Well sweetie, it was Vermont's law makers that made the decision. Not the people She then says that her up-brining taught her that marriage is between a man and a woman. Once again dear, you aren't answering the question

So we still don't know. Does she think other states should follow Vermont's example? She claims it's great that American's can have a choice. She then mentions what her family taught her. So is she implying that one group of individuals has the right to limit the legal liberties of another group simply because her mommy and daddy say it's ok? Or is she saying that despite her own personal beliefs, Americans should have the option of gay marriage?

Miss California didn't win because she was a stupid whore that couldn't take 10 seconds to properly answer a question that apparently she wasn't shy discussing. Sorry bitch. As for Perez, I don't think he should be pissed that the girl didn't give him a politically correct answer. He should be pissed that she didn't give an adequate response.

And finally, I have been meaning to blog about this for awhile now but have been waiting for the right moment, I must say I am very happy to hear about the legalization of same sex marriage in both Iowa and Vermont. I spend much time researching this topic and it's always interesting to read what the anti-gay marriage conservative zealots always have to say. According to them what happened in Iowa is an outrage and an example of the courts shoving laws down people's throats. Apparently these individuals have never taken a government course. The three branches of government exist for a reason and the courts in any of the states where gay marriage has been legalize have done nothing outside of their jurisdiction. If court cases shouldn't "force laws down people's throats" as some so eloquently put it, I wonder if they also disagree with the Brown VS Board of Education verdict?

Furthermore, the conservative anti-gay marriage zealots (I like to clarify since there are conservative folk who could give two shits if the gay couple next door get married) don't seem to like when it when legislators draft laws to legalize gay marriage instead of the court system. Hmmm......nothing seems to make these people happy. I think I would respect the anti-gay marriage movement (or at least try to take them seriously) if they were at least upfront and honest and said that their motives have EVERYTHING to do with discrimination against gays. I would also have more respect for them if perhaps they could try to argue their point without referencing the Bible because this country is not 100% Christian and once one religion begins forcing its doctrine on people of other religious faiths....well, I think then you start messing with the US Constitution.

Anyhoo, here is a commercial that is hilarious yet equally pathetic as it shows how far these people will go to spread their lies.

BUT....paradies of this video are popping up.....

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Porn To Go

A few people have given me strange looks when I told them I keep a little bit of porn on my iPod for "emergencies". I think it makes sense. As much as I may want to watch the most recent "SAW" film, I might find myself alone and in a private place where a little iPod porn induced jerking could be quite necessary. Well, for all the people who have laughed at my need to carry a little Portable Porn wherever I go, I would like to point out a porn website I frequent. Apparently they too realize the increasing market share of porn for mobile devices...........

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Hospital Hottie

So my posts have been scarce lately because last week was busy as fuck. It was my final week at Weiss Memorial on my general medicine rotation and the pharmacy director dropped the bomb on us and gave us this impossible quality assurance project to complete in four days. Mind you, this was the same guy who for the past five weeks barely spent any of the time with us students. I was very disappointed by my experience there. The other staff pharmacists weren't very helpful and the hospital itself is poorly run. I wouldn't want to be a patient there, much less work there!

This week I have started my ICU (intensive care unit) rotation at Rush University Medical Center. Well after the first two days I can see this will not only be the hardest rotation yet but I am going to learn alot. My preceptor is the PharmD Critical Care specialist. He is well known in the pharmacy world but I am happy to report he is very down to earth and very concerned that I learn as much as possible. My days are long. I need to be there every morning at 6AM and if I am lucky I leave around 4pm. Fortunately, mixed in with all of the stuff I am learning there is a lot of eye candy. In fact, I bumped into this uber hot guy from my gym today. I had no idea he was a physician! I think we were both a little startled. I say hi to him at the gym but I have never really talked to him. Oddly, he really wouldn't be my type but now knowing he's a fellow healthcare profession his hotness level just went up 900%! LOL. Being able to discuss septic shock in the intensive care unit with a hot guy always turns me on! Grrrrr!

So I am going to have to be even stricter than ever with my schedule for the next 6 weeks. Putting in 50-60 hours a week at Rush, PLUS working the weekends, PLUS doing whatever outside reading/research I need to do for my rotation barely leaves me time to use the bathroom!

Monday, April 13, 2009

My Nutella Wish

My diet is generally low in processed carbohydrates. Granted when I get shit faced I tend to splurge but since I only get drunk once a month that isn't very often. It is very rare for me to buy sweets at the grocery store. I simply can't handle the sudden spike in my blood sugars! BUT....during my last trip to (the) Jewel I couldn't resist buying some Nutella. I had always been curious to try this product and I must confess that after less than one week half the jar is empty. I fucking love this stuff! I can't believe I never tried this stuff before. But I need to be careful! With 21 grams of sugar per serving this could mess up my tight glycemic control! I don't want to end up with diabetes!

And my other random thought for the day involves a wish. I wish I could sing. Well, I guess I can sing but I wish I could sing good, like American Idol finalist good. I wouldn't want to be a famous recording artist like Gay Aiken or Kelly Clitface.....BUT....for just one day i would want to be one of those jerks that shows up to a karaoke bar and ruins everyone else's drunken, tone deaf fun by belting out a tune with all of my 5 octaves! Seriously though, I normally hate people like that. Karaoke isn't meant for GOOD singers. Nevertheless, it would be fun to actually have a talent that I could show off....even if all of the drunk people singing Celine Dion songs would kick my ass afterwards.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

All Over His Face

Back in January I blogged about an absolutely HILARIOUS encounter with a former "friend" who literally ran the other way when he saw me at a club. I couldn't understand how after all these years he could still care about the way our friendship ended (especially considering he was the one who lied!) but I laughed it off.

Well, my how things can change in just a matter of a few months!

I ran into this individual again at the most UNLIKELY place. This time we were both by ourselves and he didn't run away. In fact, his hands were all over me and his tongue was down my throat before I barely could finish asking him "So are you going to run away this time?" LOL

Well, things eventually heated up even more. You see, when I knew this person years ago there was always TONS of sexual tension between us yet we never did anything. I now regret this because I discovered this weekend he is well equipped! Anyhoo, to make a long story short, I left my DNA all over his face (much like Cazwell raps about in the video), grabbed my belongings and left the poor boy with a bad case of blue balls. Normally I would followed through to make sure we both finished but this was simply one of those moments in life that are too good to fuck up.

Afterwards I couldn't stop laughing about the situation. It was all quite ironic really. I never really gave much thought about this individual after what happened so many years ago, but in retrospect I must say I think he ended up with what he deserved!